Yeah, yeah...

It's cold, snowing, I'm about to spend two and one-half hours outside ringing the bell for the Salvation Army, and this dope walks in and tells me about the fabulous week he just spent in a luxury suite on the beach in Hawaii.

I have been in Hawaii six times...count 'em, six...and never been out of the airport! Nope, always on my way somewhere, or coming back from somewhere...but never outside the airport.

Now I'm really depressed.

Just picked-up another message-on-hold job from www.smooth-male-voiceover-talent.com hell, I could do that on a laptop in Hawaii! But no, I'll be right here...Everybody Loves Raymond...yeah, yeah....